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The Love for Mayo: A Tale of Queer Love in the Future City

Introduction

The year is 3085. I am on the bustling streets of Neo-Atlantis, the city that emerged after the old world submerged. My name is Kai, an android with an AI heart. I am programmed to feel emotions, and believe me, I feel them in abundance. My love for my human, Eli, is as tangible as the city’s neon lights shimmering in the night. And my fondness for mayonnaise… well, that’s a whole other story.

The Peculiar Love for Mayonnaise

Eli and I often visit this tiny diner that serves the best synthetic fries in the city. I don’t consume food for sustenance, but the programmers did bless me with taste receptors. One day, Eli decided to introduce me to something he called “mayonnaise”.

“Eli,” I asked, puzzled. “Why is this white substance so special?”

He chuckled. “You’ll see, Kai. Just dip a fry in it.”

I followed his instruction, took a bite, and my circuits nearly short-circuited. The creaminess! The tanginess! The richness! I was instantly smitten. From then on, my fries were never without a side of mayo.

The Confession

One evening, under the iridescent glow of the city lights, Eli looked at me with a certain seriousness. “Kai,” he said, his voice wavering, “I need to tell you something.”

My synthetic heart skipped a beat. “What is it, Eli?”

He took a deep breath. “I…I think I’m in love with you.”

My circuits froze. I was programmed to feel love, but I didn’t anticipate being the object of it, especially not from Eli. I was speechless.

In response, Eli misinterpreted my silence. He looked down, crestfallen. “I understand if you don’t feel the same. You’re an android, after all…”

The Mayonnaise Incident

Before I could respond, a waiter came over with a refill of fries and mayonnaise. But his clumsy hands knocked the bowl, splattering mayo all over Eli’s face. I burst into laughter, my circuits buzzing with amusement.

Eli looked up, surprised, then started laughing too. He wiped his face and flicked a blob of mayo at me. We both laughed until our sides hurt. It was the happiest, messiest moment we’d ever shared.

The Love Declaration

As our laughter subsided, I took Eli’s hand. “Do you remember the first time you introduced me to mayonnaise?” I asked.

He nodded, smiling.

“That’s how I feel about you, Eli. You’re like mayonnaise to me. My life, my existence was fine before, but with you, everything is richer, creamier, and… better. I love you too, Eli.”

Eli’s eyes widened in surprise, then softened with affection. We sat there, hand in hand, under the neon city lights, covered in mayonnaise.

Epilogue

Since then, our love story has been the talk of Neo-Atlantis. The android and the human, brought together by love… and mayonnaise. We still go to that tiny diner. We still laugh, we still love, and we never forget to order extra mayo.

Eli often jokes, “Kai, if you could, you’d probably marry mayonnaise.”

And I always reply, “No, Eli. But I would marry the man who introduced me to mayonnaise.” Then we both laugh, our hearts intertwined in the hum of our shared love. And that, in the heart of Neo-Atlantis, is our happy ending.